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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 18 Dec 2018 16:26 #12212

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Scottish parliament BANS gingerbread ‘MEN’ because it ‘promotes sexism’

THE Scottish Government has banned the use of the term gingerbread men, with Holyrood renaming the treats ‘persons’ in a bid to reduce sexism - amid claims the gender specific traditional name caused offence.

The change in name came after it was revealed that over 30 percent of female ministers in Holyrood claimed to have been victims of some form of sexual harassment. In response, the coffee shop based at the Scottish Parliament changed the name as part of an ongoing drive to reduce sexism. The traditional Christmas treats, which are often a favourite with Children during the festive period, will now be referred to as gingerbread persons under Holyrood’s insistence on gender neutrality.

www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1060492/scotland-news-parliament-holyrood-gingerbread-renamed-sexual-harassment-workplace

Good job Nicola you have done your part and successfully reduced sexism in Scottish parliament by 0.0000000% :woohoo:
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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 18 Dec 2018 16:30 #12213

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Gender neutral Santa is coming to town

When we say ‘Santa’, you probably think of an old fat guy with a bushy beard - but what if they were a woman, or non-binary? Isn't everyone capable of spreading Christmas cheer?

This is the debate that's heating up right now after a councillor in Newton Aycliffe (near Durham) complained last month about a woman being cast in the role of Santa in the town’s Christmas parade.

Arun Chandran, the Newton Aycliffe councillor who was against the idea of a female Santa, told The Times that the role is only appropriate for men.

“My understanding is that Santa Claus, otherwise called Father Christmas, is a male role. I have no issue with a Mrs Claus. But Santa Claus being a man is a long-held tradition accepted by the vast majority of society.”

Others in the council initially disagreed - with Bill Blenkinsopp, 70, responding: “We voted unanimously, there’s nothing wrong with the lady Santa. Does it matter who Santa is?”

However, the council voted on it again a few days later and, following a debate, ended up reversing their decision, ruling that “the role of Santa Claus should continue to be a male role”.

www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/2654ab3e-0699-48bd-994e-f5ffbb9b6ad3

I guess the feminists aren't happy with the job of Mrs Clause or all the young girls who get hired to be Santa's little helpers, now they want Santa's job as well I guess we can make Mr's clauses job non binary as well and santa can just swap roles and sit there like a pathetic cuck while the women take over his job :woohoo:
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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 18 Dec 2018 16:41 #12214

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A Politically Correct Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole,
were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety,
released to the wilds, by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear,
that Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his beautiful sleigh,
because the ruts were deemed dangerous by the EPA,
And millions of people were calling the Cops,
when they heard sled noises upon their roof tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe, had his workers quite frightened,
and his fur trimmed red suit was called "unenlightened".

To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose.
He went to Geraldo, in front of the Nation,
demanding millions in over-due workers compensation.

So...half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife
who suddenly said she'd had enough of this life,
joined a self help group, packed and left in a whiz,
demanding from now on that her title was Ms.

And as for gifts...why, he'd never had the notion
that making a choice could cause such commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur...
Which meant nothing for him or nothing for her.
Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot,
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls and nothing for just boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific,
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish upon the truth.
And fairy tales...while not yet forbidden,
were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden,
for they raised the hackles of those psychological,
who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone might get hurt,
besides - playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe.
and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled and perplexed,
he just couldn't figure out what to do next?
He tried to be merry he tried to be gay,
but you must have to admit he was having a very bad day.
His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground,
nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might,
give to us all, without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy - with no indecision,
each group of people in every religion.
Every race, every hue,
everyone, everywhere...even you!
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...


"MAY YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ENJOY PEACE ON EARTH"
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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 18 Dec 2018 16:51 #12215

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The Politically Correct Christmas Party

MEMO:
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 01
RE: Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 21, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!

Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Patty

MEMO:
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 02
RE: Holiday Party

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians or those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree present. No Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.

Happy now?

Happy Holidays to you and your family.

Patty

MEMO:
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 03
RE: Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table ... you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only"; you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?

Somebody? Forget about the gifts exchange, no gifts exchange are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.

NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.

Patty

MEMO:
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 04
RE: Holiday Party

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party- or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?

Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.

Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress, no cross-dressing allowed though.

We will have booster seats for short people.

Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food we suggest for those people with high blood pressure to taste first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry!

Did I miss anything?!?!?

Patty

MEMO:
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F#$*&%** Employees
DATE: October 05
RE: F&*%#$&* Holiday Party

Vegetarian pr*cks I've had it with you people!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f#$@&*% salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die,

The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!

MEMO:
FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 06
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon off on the 21st with full pay.

Happy Holidays!

Joan
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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 18 Dec 2018 16:57 #12216

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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 18 Dec 2018 17:21 #12218

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Well What can I say, Well we Must Not use the Word "Christmas" cause Most people are no longer Religious,
Xmas has no real meaning at all, So will call it the "Holidays" But a lot of people will be working so its not fare to them.
I Know ;) :) How about WINTER FESTIVAL ! everyone happy with that. :whistle:
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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 18 Dec 2018 17:27 #12219

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give them time Paul I'm sure the moral zealots will find something offensive about a winter festival
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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 19 Dec 2018 00:09 #12223

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Absolutely, why should people who would rather have Christmas in summer be forced to celebrate in winter every single year ;)

Anyway it is all hypothetical as in leaving the eu (despite remaining tied too its apron strings indefinitely), the small print of the divorce settlement will include the banning of any exiting member state taking part in religious festivals that originated elsewhere under laws of plagiarism.

I'll tell you what, I bet old Saint Nick is breathing a sigh of relief he wasn't British right now.

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Police are looking for a strap on wielding dominatrix in a santa's outfit as somebody has kindly handed in a year's supply of KY jelly which fell out of her car boot as she sped off from her grotto slot in the local department store.
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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 21 Dec 2018 11:58 #12281

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OK here is a Christmas Song, that is NO WAY Politically Correct :ohmy:
Achmed The Dead Terrorist and his yuletide song "Jingal Bombs" :ohmy: ;) :whistle:

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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 21 Dec 2018 13:36 #12285

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Couldn't resist :evil: :P
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wishing you a merry politicaly correct Xmas 21 Dec 2018 16:04 #12290

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You Know what TW35, what made me laugh the Most was the comments on this Video over on You-Tube;
more so the ones by ISIS ;)
No sense of Humour some people. B)
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