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Jc at Christmas 20 Dec 2018 14:11 #12259

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Just been to my jc interrogation, my adviser was late so I had the joy of seeing a different one who decided to pick apart my written jobsearch, usually I also supply email confirmation s but as the internet cafe was shut I couldn't. So this adviser wanted to frogmarch me over to a computer and to check my indeed account. Couldn't be bothered arguing so just told her I don't know my password. She let me sign on and that was that the miserable cow didn't even say happy Christmas.

Anyway what was shocking was the room I go in was completely filled with Christmas decorations. Giant Christmas tree, flashing lights everywhere they had creepy candles placed on a table with a wreath.
At the end of the small room was a 10foot blow up doll of father Christmas and this will cheer you up they had a place where us dole scum could leave a present for our adviser. Next to that someone had made a cardboard letter box like they did at primary schools in the 80s for you to put your Christmas card for your adviser.
I have never seen anything as obnoxious as this. These workcoaches were seriously expecting presents from the claimants who they have tormented all year. Not one of these workcoaches deserve even a job they are pure witches at my jc.
I even overheard the wc blob who decided to see me say to another wc 'oh, I haven't got any presents off any customers yet'.

ARE THEY HAVING A LAUGH..............
I should have took pictures.

Feel like wrapping up a tin of dog food for them as they are all Rottweilers.
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Jc at Christmas 20 Dec 2018 15:48 #12262

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Buy some Vi Poo because they are full of it; swaggrabber.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/vip-poo.jpg
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Jc at Christmas 20 Dec 2018 18:09 #12266

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Home made Stink Bomb, That goes off when unwrapped, with in Big Print on it, Do not open till Christmas Day, go down real well with there family :ohmy: B)
Make your own Card for them, Festive Zombies ripping a roach to bits.
I could go on, But I think you will have the right Idea by now. :whistle:
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Jc at Christmas 20 Dec 2018 21:29 #12268

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Catwoman that is freaky like Tony and Cherie sending Christmas cards with themselves wearing their stupid plastic expressions.

Shame you could not take pictures and send it viral but would be surprised if someone doesn't.

As for pressies, guys beat me to it, but here is my contribution for what it is worth: A dead rat fermented in its own urine nicely preserved in a bottle labelled 'For Improving Lives'.
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Jc at Christmas 21 Dec 2018 11:10 #12278

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Catwoman wrote: Next to that someone had made a cardboard letter box like they did at primary schools in the 80s for you to put your Christmas card for your adviser.

Id put something in that box Catwoman and would certainly be no welcoming present.

Maybe through a penny in there for roaches xmas bonus :whistle: :evil: .
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Jc at Christmas 21 Dec 2018 11:12 #12279

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You should think yourself lucky @Catwoman, that the JCP staff, didn't nail you to a Cross.... :pinch:


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Do not let the behaviour of others destroy your inner peace.
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Jc at Christmas 22 Dec 2018 10:30 #12295

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Now IF The Local Job Centre Cared about us, they would give us a £20 Christmas Bonus, B)

And Any Unemployed Muslims would surely have a right to Claim under the Racist Laws, what with the Joke Centre
Discriminating against them.
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