With support for her deal thin on the ground, May has had to convince people to back her. This is suspected to be why Eurosceptic MP John Hayes received a knighthood this past week. It’s also why May is running around Westminster with a modified t-shirt cannon – firing honours at anyone who’ll back her.
You’re fired

Liam Fox called for a press conference outside Parliament. People believed he would be abandoning May, but the wily PM was watching from the bushes. As soon as he spoke out, she fired a knighthood at him. A pleased Sir Fox winked at the cameras and said:

Brexit means Brexit, dweebs.

www.thecanary.co/off-the-perch/2018/11/25/may-launching-knighthoods-at-anyone-wholl-support-her-deal/

Talk about Bribery & Corruption, Guess that covers Most Politicians !

Its looking increasingly Unlikely that the Proposed Brexit Deal will get through Parliament
What Then ?

No Deal Brexit ?
General Election ?
Start Negotiations all over again & Complete in 3 months ?

2019 is Looking Bad; Very Bad