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TOPIC: Malfunctioning Maybot pursues broken Brexit (satire)

Malfunctioning Maybot pursues broken Brexit (satire) 16 Nov 2018 12:31 #11139

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Theresa May finally delivered a Brexit agreement this week. The problem is she won’t stop delivering it.

The Maybot has malfunctioned. And she’s pursuing her broken Brexit whether we like it or not.
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Signs of the Mayminator going on the fritz began at the Conservative Party Conference. Her operating system crashed as she walked on stage. Party officials claimed she was ‘dancing’, but people could see something had gone wrong.

Since yesterday, May has been calling press conference after press conference despite having nothing to say.

“NOTHING HAS CHANGED!” she’s been droning on. “NOTHING HAS CHANGED!”

She’s also attempted to go over her ministers’ heads and appeal directly to voters. That’s why the PM has been turning up at people’s houses, sticking her head through their catflaps and shouting:

BREXIT MEANS STABLE! STRONG AND BREXIT! SLOGAN MEANS FUTURE!

www.thecanary.co/off-the-perch/2018/11/16/malfunctioning-maybot-pursues-broken-brexit/
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Malfunctioning Maybot pursues broken Brexit (satire) 16 Nov 2018 17:55 #11163

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Not forgetting also the words `WE HAVE A PLAN` that seems to be said again and again and again.....Are people happy voting for someone who just keeps being played on repeat all the time yet never improves people`s lives? Food banks growing, poverty growing, the cost of living SOARING.....wow, that`s definitely a vote winner.
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