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TOPIC: It’s no-deal Brexit or my terrible plan, (satire)

It’s no-deal Brexit or my terrible plan, (satire) 17 Sep 2018 16:45 #10212

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It’s no-deal Brexit or my terrible plan, claims woman who should call an election

After two years of dealing with Brexit, Theresa May finally cobbled together a Brexit plan. It may not be good; it may not be deliverable, and it may have divided her party, but it is – in the broadest sense of the word – a ‘plan’.

The alternative to the Chequers proposal is a ‘no-deal Brexit’. This is like trying to buy some jeans, failing to haggle a good price, and then storming out without the trousers you were wearing when you walked in.

Oh – but actually – that isn’t the only alternative. The other option is to CALL A GENERAL ELECTION NOW, YOU COWARDS!
Shitting it

There are a few reasons why the Tories don’t want to call an election:

They’ll lose.
They’ll possibly face an investigation into stuff like those 120,000 austerity deaths they perpetrated.
They might even be driven underground to live in the sewers like mutants.

Coincidentally, these are also the reasons why everyone else should want an election.

www.thecanary.co/off-the-perch/2018/09/17/its-no-deal-brexit-or-my-terrible-plan-claims-woman-who-should-call-an-election/
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It’s no-deal Brexit or my terrible plan, (satire) 17 Sep 2018 16:59 #10214

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I have my own Plans to Form a Government, and get a GOOD Deal with Europe,
It would mean hardship and big cuts in income FOR EVERYONE EARNING OVER £200,000 A Year;
It would mean a "Mansion Tax" On-property worth over £400,000,
Austerity for the people who can afford it most.

I Would not pay Europe a penny, But vastly invest in British Industry ( Remember That );
Oh If Only........
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It’s no-deal Brexit or my terrible plan, (satire) 18 Sep 2018 08:50 #10218

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May is relying on getting approval from her own MP`s to vote with her once this `deal` (if it`s ever done) is agreed. We already know this Chequers debate is dead in the water with many Tories, although some will still agree with it. The best thing that can happen is that they vote largely against chequers and any EU `deal` and chaos ensues and either a general election is called, or a second vote on Brexit itself and let the people see this `deal` and vote on it. Although I`m guessing that if that was to happen, ordinary peeps won`t be that clued up about what the deal actually is and still be confused about what the hell we are voting for.

Surviving all this is the key and if the economy worsens, jobs will go massively and no doubt welfare will be affected again. The pressure will be on and you can guess who will bare the brunt of it. US.
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